[Z]

Hey, I'm Z, I'm an artist, and welcome to my world of art & randomness

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Permalink awwww-cute:

I adopted a kitten last week, and the shelter got a picture of our first meeting! (I had no idea until they posted it on Facebook)
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dumbkawaii:

so my school gave me a kit 

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and of course it came with a condom

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and also

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a razor and shaving cream so i can shave for the guy if i wanna 

but then i realized….

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they gave me mac and cheese

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i gave my roommate an extra condom because

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id much rather have my mac and cheese then be with a dumb boy

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heathicorn:

[brushes your hair] hey

[bakes you cookies] hey guess what

[kisses ur cheek] ur very special and important and i love you

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lolzpicx:

If I fits, I sits

HE LOOKS SO  PLEASED WITH HIMSELF 
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manaphy:

lesbians = yes

lesbians marketed towards men = NO

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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.
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arienreign:

"well even if you identify as a male, youre still a girl"

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" you dont even look like a guy stop wearing makeup "

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Cadet Creed
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night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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camouflagepearls:

oh my god there’s this senior cadet in my navy unit who introduced himself to me as “36”. i asked why everyone called him that and he answered “if they ask you how many stripes are on the flag, do not get it wrong. it’s been four years and i’m still known as 36.”

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